Funny New Years Quotes

Now there are a lot of overweight individuals in America than average-weight individuals. therefore overweight individuals are currently average… which implies, you have got met your New Year’s resolution.
-Jay Leno

New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools a lot of gladly, provided this doesn't encourage them to require up a lot of of my time.
-James Agate

Making resolutions may be a cleansing ritual of self assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is an element of the cycle.
-Eric Zorn

An optimist stays up till midnight to check the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to form positive the recent year leaves.
-Bill Vaughan