Funny Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi

Only Married Men can really Understand!
Husband: aaj khane mein kya banaogi?
Wife: Jo aap kaho
Husband: Dal chawal bana lo
Wife: Abhi kal hi to khaye the
Husband: to sabji roti bana lo
Wife: bacche nahi khayenge
Husband: to chhole puri bana lo
Wife: mujhe significant significant lagta hai
Husband: eggs bhurji bana lo
Wife: aaj guruvaar hai
Husband: paraanthe ?
Wife: raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai??
Husband: Hotel se mangwa lete hain?
Wife: roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye
Husband: kadhi chawal?
Wife: dahi nahi hai
Husband: idly sambar?
Wife: usme time lagega.pehle bolna chahiye tha na!!
Husband: maggi hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega
Wife: woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta
Husband: phir ab kya banaogi?
Wife: Jo aap kaho…