Cute Valentines Day SMS | Valentine SMS Collections

Here is my heart, it iz urs so take it,
Treat it gently, plz do not break it.
Its full of luv thats good nd true,
So please keep it alwayz close to u.
Happy valentine’s Day
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You mean more 2 me than u will ever know.
Thankyou 4 always being here for me, sweetheart.
I love you more than any thing!!! Love alwayz.
Happy Valentine’s Day
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If I were 2 buy u a bunch of roses,
I would place a plastic 1 in the middle,
then say “My love ll b the last one to die”.
Happy Valentine’s Day
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We never have what we like, we never like what we have, still we live, love and hope that some day we’ll
get what we love, or love what you have, that’s called “life”
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It is hard to talk when your in love because when i look into your beautiful i get my breath taken away…

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Valentines Day SMS | Valentine SMS Collections

Don’t wait until it’s too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care.
Because when they’re gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won’t hear you anymore.
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Love isn’t a decision, it’s a feeling. If we could decide who to love,
Then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.
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24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
Person like Me will make ur life lovely.
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Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,
To miss some1 in crowd,
2 find some1 in every thought,
To live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!
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If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever..
If Your askin if I’ll Leave U the answer is Never..
If Your askin what I value the Answer is U..
If Your askin if I love U the answer is I do.
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When I look at you,
I cannot deny there is God,
Cause only God could have created some one
As wonderful n beautiful as you
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If I reached for your hand , will u hold it ?
If I hold out my arms, will u hug me ?
If I go for your lips, will u kiss me ?
If I capture ur heart , will u love me ??

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Valentines Day SMS,Valentines Day SMS Collection

Don’t go for looks,
They can deceive
Don’t go for wealth
Even that fades away.
Go for sum1 who makes u
Smile becoz only a smile makes
A dark day seem bright..
`
As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can’t wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u’ll see that it’s true,
Day & Night my thought r of U..
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All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me
All I wanted was sum1 who’d b there 4 me
All I ever wanted was sum1 who’d b true
All I ever wantedwas sum1 like U…
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Love is like a CD track
That links our hearts together
Don’t ever break that CD coz
That wud break my heart too………
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*Sender:Name Missing*
*Number Missing
*Sentate missing
*Missing U a lot that’s y
Everything is missing….
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Softly d leaves of memories wil fal,
I’ll pick them up & gather them all,
Coz 2day, 2moro & til my life is through
I’ll cherish having sum1 like u!
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Memories r treasured
No1 can steal.
Parting is heartache
No1 can heal.
Sum’ll 4get u wen ur gone
But I’ll remember u
No matter how long..

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Top Ten Famous Quotes About Love for Valentine’s Day, Valentine’s Day SMS, SMS Collections

1. Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same – Emily Bronte

2. If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so aI never have to live without you – A A Milne

3. But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east and Juliet is the sun – Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet

4. He was my North, my South, my East and West, My working week and my Sunday rest, My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song; I thought that love would last for ever: I was wrong – W.H. Auden

5. You know you’re in love when you don’t want to fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams – Dr. Seuss

6. When you fall in love, it is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake, and then it subsides. And when it subsides, you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots are become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part – Captain Corelli’s Mandolin

7. Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be – Robert Browning

8. For you see, each day I love you more. Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow – Rosemonde Gerard

9. But to see her was to love her, love but her, and love her forever – Robert Burns

10.I hope before long to press you in my arms and shall shower on you a million burning kisses as under the Equator – Napoleon Bonaparte’s 1796 dispatch to wife Josephine.

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Valentine’s Day SMS | Valentine’s Day SMS Collections

You’ll always have a special part in my life.
You’ll always have a special place in my heart.
You’ll always be the man I’d love.

Happy Valentine Day Sweetheart!

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Kiss SMS, Kiss Day SMS Collections

“ Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga ”

“ Kissing you baby is my dream. I am strawberry & you are the cream. Handle me gently keep me real keen.U & i together babes is passion so extreme!
”

“ Kisses blown are kisses wasted. kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted. kisses spread germs and germs are hated. but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated
”

“ love is sweet love is blind

love is sweet love is blind

if i kiss you plz dont mind ”

“ my heart is made 2 luv u, my lips are made to kis u, my eyes r made 2 see u, my hands r made 2 hold u ?..evry part of me wants u, maybe bcoz i was made just 4 u!! ”

“ Benefits of Kissing ;Changes taste;Burns Calories;Lips never go dry;Relieves Stress;Makes face muscles strong;So KEEP KISSING: ”

“ Kiss Me In The Light..Love Me In the Dark..Hold Me ?till The End.And I Promise I won?t Break Your Heart ”

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Kiss Day SMS | Kiss Day SMS Collections

A kisss iz just a kisss till you find da one you love.
A hug iz just a hug till you find da one you are alwayz thinkin of.
A dream iz just a dream till it comez true.
Love was just a word till I heard it from you.
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Luv is like a cloud…
luv is like a dream…
luv is 1 word and everything in between…
luv is a fairytale come true…
Coz I found luv when I found U
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You are so especial to me.
There is nothing better than
Having you as a friend
To share each day with !
Thank you for making my
Day brighter
HUGS.
`
It’s Hug Day…
And I just bugged you
in my thoughts…
Hope you felt the squezze!

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Hug Day SMS | Hug Day SMS Collections

I love hugging.
I wish I was an octopus
so I could hug ten people at a time.
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A hug’s a way to share the joy
And sad times we go through
Or just a way for friends to say
They like you ’cause you’re you.
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My sweetest memory-UR msg
My biggest sadness-The distance
My biggest hope-i wil HUG you soon
My strongest prayer relation continues forever.
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In your arms I feel so great
The warmth
The love
Best place iz in that state
Love me
Hold me
Kiss me
Hug me
`
Tonight I ask the stars above,
How I’ll ever win ur Hug Day,
What do I do,What do I say,
2 turn ur angel eyes my way.

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Happy Hug Day, Hug Day Collections

Do you know…
There is one gift which can’t be given
without taking it back…
That is why I give you hug
which can’t be giving without taking it back.
Happy Hug Day !

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Hug Day SMS, Hug Day SMS Collections

Do you know…
There is one gift which can’t be given
without taking it back…
That is why I give you hug
which can’t be giving without taking it back.
Happy Hug Day !
`
Since ur eyes are lookin tired
Let ur eye lashes hug each other for few hours.
Happy journey in to d world of drmz.
Happy Hug Day !
`
Tonight I ask the stars above,
How I’ll ever win your Hug Day,
What do I do,
What do I say,
To turn your angel eyes my way?
Happy Hug Day !
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You’re so cute that I simply cant take my arms off you! Happy Hugs Day
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We’ve known each other,
For a long long time,
But I never really noticed,
All the magic in your eyes,
I’ve been around you,
A thousand times before,
And you’ve always been a friend to me,
But now I’m wanting more..
I want a hug from you..
Happy Hug Day

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Love SMS | Love SMS Collections

Dil ki aawaz ko izhaar kehte hai,
jhuki nigah ko ikrar kehte hai,
sirf paane ka naam ishq nahi,
kuch khone ko bhi pyar kehte hai…

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Hindi Inspirational SMS | Miscellaneous SMS Collections

Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah mein
hassi chamakti rahe aapki nigaah mein
kadam kadam par mile khushi ki bhaar aapko
dil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko…

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SMS Jokes in Hindi | Jokes SMS Collections

DEVDAS Of 2010..
Maa Ne Kaha Face Book Chor Do!
Abba Ne Kaha Night Package Chor Do!
Doston Ne Kaha Mobile Se Balance Churana Chor Do!
Paaro Ne Kaha Dew Peena Chor Do!
Aur
Aik Din Aayega Jab Girlfrnd K Bachey Bolengey..
Maamu Ab To Hamari Ammi Ka Peecha Chor Do!
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Khusbu Ne Phool Ko Khas Banaya,
Phool Ne Matti Ko Khas Banaya,
Chahat Ne Mohabat Ko Khas Banaya,
Kambakhat Mohabat Ne Kitno Ko
“DEVDAS” Banaya…
`
Jeet K B Haar Gya Me Pyar Ki Bazi Yaro
Me Uska DEVDAS Tha Wo Thi Meri PARO
Wo Guzar Gai Paas Se Nazar Tk Na Milai
Bcz I Was On Bicycle She Was In Pjaro…
`
Pyar Karnewale Pareshan Ho Jate Hai
Shadi Karnewale Sharabi Ban Jate Hai
Devours Dene Wale Devdas Ban Jate Hai
Hum Se Dosti Karane Wale
SMS Expert Ho Jate Hai…
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Bhehar Ki Gali Main Paan Ki Dukan
Devdas Ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan
Devdas Ne Khilaya Paro Ko Paan
Khake Paan Paro Boli
Shukriya Bhai Jan..
`
Aaj Didar
Kal Yaar
Parso Pyar
Phir Ekrar
Phir Intezar
Phir Takrar
Phir Darar
Sari Mehnat Bekar
Or Aakhir Me 1 Or Devdas At Beer Baar..
`
Logo Ne Pyar Kiya To Kya Kiya
Pyar Ki Bewafai Mein Khud Ko Mita Diya
Isi Pyar Mein Log Bane Devdas
Par Koi Na Ban Saka Mere Jaisa Bindas!

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Funny Husband and Wife Jokes SMS | Jokes SMS Collections

WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai K Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?”
HUSBAND: Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha…!

Kitna Baybus Hai Insaan Qismat K Aagay
Her Sapna Toot Jata Hai Haqeqat K Aagay
Jis Ne Kabhi Jhukna Nahi Sekha Duniya Main
Wo Bhi Jhuk Jata Hai BEGUM K Aagay…

Wife ko begum kyon kehte hai?
Ans: Kyonki shadi ke baad sare gum to husband
se hisse mein aate hai,
aur biwi Be-Gum ho jai Hai!!!

Wife: Shadi ke pehle to tum mujhe rof gift diya karte they,
ab kyun nahi dete?
Husband: Machhali pakdne ke baad bhi kya koi chara dalta hai!

Patni: Kaash tum aise SMS hote jise
Main Zindagi bhar save karke rakhti!
Pati: Air kaash tum
aisi ringtone hoti jise
main har hafte badal sakta….

Wife: Agar main mar jaun to tum kya karoge?
Husband: Shayad main mar jaunga.
Wife: Kyon?
Husband: Kabhi kabhi zyada kushi janleva hoti hai….

A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…”

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Short Hindi SMS Jokes, Jokes SMS Collections

Tinka-2 tufan mein bikharte chale gaye
tanhai ki gehraion mein utarte chale gaye.
Udte thay jinke sahare aasmano mein hum
ek-ek karke sab bichadte chale gaye.
`
Fresh flowers are waiting to disturb u
Hot coffe waiting to taste ur lips
Sun, birds, cool air – all r looking
at ur window to say u Good morning
Have nice day.
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Girl’s father- Main nahi chahta ki meri beti
apni puri zindgi 1 gadhe k sath guzare.
Boyfriend- Bus, isiliye main use
yaha se le jane aya hun
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Unki ek yaad bechan kar jati hai
har cheez me unki surat nazar aati hai.
aisa hal kiya unhone pyar me hamara
ke nind aati hai to ankhen bura maan jati hain.
`
Is dil ka ik arman hai
ik chand me hmari jaan hai.
Jise dur se dekhna to mumkin hai
Par milna kahan aasan hai.
Kyon ki hum to ik zameen hain
arr Vo ik aasman hai
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Behte aashkon ki zubaan nahi hoti
lafzon mein mohabat bayaan nahi hoti.
Mile jo pyar to kadar karna
kismat har kisi par maherban nahi hoti.
`
Ishq aisa karo ki dharkn mein bs jaye
saans bi lo to khushboo usi ki aye.
pyar ka nasha aankhon pe cha jaye
baat kuch bi na ho pr nam usi ka aye.
`
Ek lamha jo baar baar satata hai
na jaane yeh dil kya chahta hai.
Kaash aap hote hamari nazron k saamne
par yeh kaash
kaash hi reh jata hai.
`
Sache dil se karo fariyaad to
Duniya ki har ek cheez milti hai.
Jis par khuda ki rehmat ho jaye
Use kaanto me bhi khushbu milti hai.
`
Koi achi si saja do mujhko
chalo bhula do mujhko.
Tumse dosti tute us din maut aa jaye mujhko
dil ki gahraiyon se dua do mujhko.

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Sardarji Jokes in Hindi | Jokes SMS Collections

Sardar got a job in AIRTel
custmr: Hello my AIRTEL sim loked what 2Do?
Srd: y don take tention remove airtel sim put BSNL,thank u 4caling
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Sardar Roz Subha 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain
man- are waha Vo kaise?
sardar- Maine Girls collage Bus ka Drive Hu na.
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2 sardar sending sms their GF
1st sardar:Mai tere mobile se teri G.F ko sms bheju?
2nd:no
1st:Why?
2nd:usne handwriting pehchan li to……?
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Ek sardar jo bhi kam karata tha usme puri tarah doob jata tha……
Aurr… ak din… usne ak gadda khod liya…..
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Sardars Friend: Yar Kal Meine Kitni Baar Call Kiya, Uthaya Q Nahi?
Sardar: Q Uthau, 30 Rs.De K Jo Gana Lagwaya Hai Woh Kya Tera Bap Sune..
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Sardar saying to his friend- yaar meina compeny ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya button dabaya to computer bolta he “what r u doing”. Meine computer ko na main switch se band ker diya or bhag gaya.
Dusra Dost- kyon?
Sardar yaar computer has a good mind wo Malik ko bata dega to…

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SMS Jokes in Hindi | Jokes SMS Collections

Excellent Mind
Masoom Chehra
Mithi Aawaz
Khubsurat Aankhe
Perfect Personality
Khushmizaj Andaz
Ye To Hui Meri Baat
Or Batao Aap Kaisy Ho ?…
`
Ek ‘Aap’ Ho Kitne Achhe Ho
Kitne Bhole Ho
Kitne Pyare Ho
Kitne Smart Ho
Kitne Sweet Ho
Aur Ek ‘Hum’ Hain Ke
Jhooth Pe Jooth Bole Ja Rahe Hain…
`
Hum Pagal Apke Picche
Aap Pagal Kisi Or K Picche
Koi Or Pagal Hamare Picche
Wo B Pagal Kisi Or K Picche
Hahaha
Saare Pagal Aage Picche…

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Very Funny SMS Jokes | Jokes SMS Collections

Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!…
`
Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri
Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri…..
`
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan……
`
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge…
`
Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,
Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge,
Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum,
Jindgi bher ke liye so jayenge…
`
Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi,
Woh mohabat hi kya jisme yaadein nahi,
Woh yaadein hi kya jisme tum nahi,
Aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi…….

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Latest Hindi SMS Jokes | Jokes SMS Collections

Shair Arz Kiya Hai…
Zara Tawajo Chahiye…
Khushiyan Milain Tumhain Har Qadam Ba Qadam…
Khuda Ki Qasam Shair Khatam
Plz Naraz Mat Ho Acha Chalo Dosra Shair Hai…
Chahe Ge Tm Ko Dilo Jan Se Hum
Khuda Ki Qasam Ye Shair Bhe Khatam
Thora Aur Bura Maan Lo…
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Best Sms Of 1947
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Tab Mobile Tha Kya?
Kabhi Tu Thora Dimagh Ka Istamaal Kar Liya Karo!
Bas Sms Parhne Ki Jaldi Lagi Hoti Hai…
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Why Has The Govt Fixed Voting Age Of 18 Yr
& Marriage In Age Of 21yr?
Govt Ko Ye Pata Hai K
Desh Sumbhalna Aasan Hai
Lekin Biwi Nahi…
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Palko Pe Apni Baithaya Hai Tumhe
Badi Dino Ke Baad Paya Hai Tumhe
Aasani Se Nahi Mile Tum
National Zoological Park Se Churaya Hai Tumhe…
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Mere Hath Me Tera Hath Ho
Tere Hath Me Bajuwale Ka Hath Ho
Aur Uske Hath Me Mera Hath Ho Fir?
Fir Kya Teeno Milake Khelege GHOOM-GHOOM …

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SMS Jokes for Friends | Jokes SMS Collections

Gadha jo khaaye wo Ghaas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanpraash ho tum,
Idiot, stupid, bakwaas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho! Yaar! Dost Jhakaas ho tum..!!!

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