February 2012 | Free Download Center

Cute Valentines Day SMS | Valentine SMS Collections

Here is my heart, it iz urs so take it,
Treat it gently, plz do not break it.
Its full of luv thats good nd true,
So please keep it alwayz close to u.
Happy valentine’s Day
`
You mean more 2 me than u will ever know.
Thankyou 4 always being here for me, sweetheart.
I love you more than any thing!!! Love alwayz.
Happy Valentine’s Day
`
If I were 2 buy u a bunch of roses,
I would place a plastic 1 in the middle,
then say “My love ll b the last one to die”.
Happy Valentine’s Day
`
We never have what we like, we never like what we have, still we live, love and hope that some day we’ll
get what we love, or love what you have, that’s called “life”
`
It is hard to talk when your in love because when i look into your beautiful i get my breath taken away…

Valentines Day SMS | Valentine SMS Collections

Don’t wait until it’s too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care.
Because when they’re gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won’t hear you anymore.
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Love isn’t a decision, it’s a feeling. If we could decide who to love,
Then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.
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24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
Person like Me will make ur life lovely.
`
Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,
To miss some1 in crowd,
2 find some1 in every thought,
To live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!
`
If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever..
If Your askin if I’ll Leave U the answer is Never..
If Your askin what I value the Answer is U..
If Your askin if I love U the answer is I do.
`
When I look at you,
I cannot deny there is God,
Cause only God could have created some one
As wonderful n beautiful as you
`
If I reached for your hand , will u hold it ?
If I hold out my arms, will u hug me ?
If I go for your lips, will u kiss me ?
If I capture ur heart , will u love me ??

Valentines Day SMS,Valentines Day SMS Collection

Don’t go for looks,
They can deceive
Don’t go for wealth
Even that fades away.
Go for sum1 who makes u
Smile becoz only a smile makes
A dark day seem bright..
`
As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can’t wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u’ll see that it’s true,
Day & Night my thought r of U..
`
All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me
All I wanted was sum1 who’d b there 4 me
All I ever wanted was sum1 who’d b true
All I ever wantedwas sum1 like U…
`
Love is like a CD track
That links our hearts together
Don’t ever break that CD coz
That wud break my heart too………
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*Sender:Name Missing*
*Number Missing
*Sentate missing
*Missing U a lot that’s y
Everything is missing….
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Softly d leaves of memories wil fal,
I’ll pick them up & gather them all,
Coz 2day, 2moro & til my life is through
I’ll cherish having sum1 like u!
`
Memories r treasured
No1 can steal.
Parting is heartache
No1 can heal.
Sum’ll 4get u wen ur gone
But I’ll remember u
No matter how long..

Top Ten Famous Quotes About Love for Valentine’s Day, Valentine’s Day SMS, SMS Collections

1. Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same – Emily Bronte

2. If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so aI never have to live without you – A A Milne

3. But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east and Juliet is the sun – Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet

4. He was my North, my South, my East and West, My working week and my Sunday rest, My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song; I thought that love would last for ever: I was wrong – W.H. Auden

5. You know you’re in love when you don’t want to fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams – Dr. Seuss

6. When you fall in love, it is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake, and then it subsides. And when it subsides, you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots are become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part – Captain Corelli’s Mandolin

7. Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be – Robert Browning

8. For you see, each day I love you more. Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow – Rosemonde Gerard

9. But to see her was to love her, love but her, and love her forever – Robert Burns

10.I hope before long to press you in my arms and shall shower on you a million burning kisses as under the Equator – Napoleon Bonaparte’s 1796 dispatch to wife Josephine.

Valentine’s Day SMS | Valentine’s Day SMS Collections

You’ll always have a special part in my life.
You’ll always have a special place in my heart.
You’ll always be the man I’d love.

Happy Valentine Day Sweetheart!

Kiss SMS, Kiss Day SMS Collections

“ Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga ”

“ Kissing you baby is my dream. I am strawberry & you are the cream. Handle me gently keep me real keen.U & i together babes is passion so extreme!
”

“ Kisses blown are kisses wasted. kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted. kisses spread germs and germs are hated. but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated
”

“ love is sweet love is blind

love is sweet love is blind

if i kiss you plz dont mind ”

“ my heart is made 2 luv u, my lips are made to kis u, my eyes r made 2 see u, my hands r made 2 hold u ?..evry part of me wants u, maybe bcoz i was made just 4 u!! ”

“ Benefits of Kissing ;Changes taste;Burns Calories;Lips never go dry;Relieves Stress;Makes face muscles strong;So KEEP KISSING: ”

“ Kiss Me In The Light..Love Me In the Dark..Hold Me ?till The End.And I Promise I won?t Break Your Heart ”

Kiss Day SMS | Kiss Day SMS Collections

A kisss iz just a kisss till you find da one you love.
A hug iz just a hug till you find da one you are alwayz thinkin of.
A dream iz just a dream till it comez true.
Love was just a word till I heard it from you.
`
Luv is like a cloud…
luv is like a dream…
luv is 1 word and everything in between…
luv is a fairytale come true…
Coz I found luv when I found U
`
You are so especial to me.
There is nothing better than
Having you as a friend
To share each day with !
Thank you for making my
Day brighter
HUGS.
`
It’s Hug Day…
And I just bugged you
in my thoughts…
Hope you felt the squezze!

Hug Day SMS | Hug Day SMS Collections

I love hugging.
I wish I was an octopus
so I could hug ten people at a time.
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A hug’s a way to share the joy
And sad times we go through
Or just a way for friends to say
They like you ’cause you’re you.
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My sweetest memory-UR msg
My biggest sadness-The distance
My biggest hope-i wil HUG you soon
My strongest prayer relation continues forever.
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In your arms I feel so great
The warmth
The love
Best place iz in that state
Love me
Hold me
Kiss me
Hug me
`
Tonight I ask the stars above,
How I’ll ever win ur Hug Day,
What do I do,What do I say,
2 turn ur angel eyes my way.

Happy Hug Day, Hug Day Collections

Do you know…
There is one gift which can’t be given
without taking it back…
That is why I give you hug
which can’t be giving without taking it back.
Happy Hug Day !

Hug Day SMS, Hug Day SMS Collections

Do you know…
There is one gift which can’t be given
without taking it back…
That is why I give you hug
which can’t be giving without taking it back.
Happy Hug Day !
`
Since ur eyes are lookin tired
Let ur eye lashes hug each other for few hours.
Happy journey in to d world of drmz.
Happy Hug Day !
`
Tonight I ask the stars above,
How I’ll ever win your Hug Day,
What do I do,
What do I say,
To turn your angel eyes my way?
Happy Hug Day !
`
You’re so cute that I simply cant take my arms off you! Happy Hugs Day
`
We’ve known each other,
For a long long time,
But I never really noticed,
All the magic in your eyes,
I’ve been around you,
A thousand times before,
And you’ve always been a friend to me,
But now I’m wanting more..
I want a hug from you..
Happy Hug Day

Love SMS | Love SMS Collections

Dil ki aawaz ko izhaar kehte hai,
jhuki nigah ko ikrar kehte hai,
sirf paane ka naam ishq nahi,
kuch khone ko bhi pyar kehte hai…

Hindi Inspirational SMS | Miscellaneous SMS Collections

Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah mein
hassi chamakti rahe aapki nigaah mein
kadam kadam par mile khushi ki bhaar aapko
dil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko…

SMS Jokes in Hindi | Jokes SMS Collections

DEVDAS Of 2010..
Maa Ne Kaha Face Book Chor Do!
Abba Ne Kaha Night Package Chor Do!
Doston Ne Kaha Mobile Se Balance Churana Chor Do!
Paaro Ne Kaha Dew Peena Chor Do!
Aur
Aik Din Aayega Jab Girlfrnd K Bachey Bolengey..
Maamu Ab To Hamari Ammi Ka Peecha Chor Do!
`
Khusbu Ne Phool Ko Khas Banaya,
Phool Ne Matti Ko Khas Banaya,
Chahat Ne Mohabat Ko Khas Banaya,
Kambakhat Mohabat Ne Kitno Ko
“DEVDAS” Banaya…
`
Jeet K B Haar Gya Me Pyar Ki Bazi Yaro
Me Uska DEVDAS Tha Wo Thi Meri PARO
Wo Guzar Gai Paas Se Nazar Tk Na Milai
Bcz I Was On Bicycle She Was In Pjaro…
`
Pyar Karnewale Pareshan Ho Jate Hai
Shadi Karnewale Sharabi Ban Jate Hai
Devours Dene Wale Devdas Ban Jate Hai
Hum Se Dosti Karane Wale
SMS Expert Ho Jate Hai…
`
Bhehar Ki Gali Main Paan Ki Dukan
Devdas Ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan
Devdas Ne Khilaya Paro Ko Paan
Khake Paan Paro Boli
Shukriya Bhai Jan..
`
Aaj Didar
Kal Yaar
Parso Pyar
Phir Ekrar
Phir Intezar
Phir Takrar
Phir Darar
Sari Mehnat Bekar
Or Aakhir Me 1 Or Devdas At Beer Baar..
`
Logo Ne Pyar Kiya To Kya Kiya
Pyar Ki Bewafai Mein Khud Ko Mita Diya
Isi Pyar Mein Log Bane Devdas
Par Koi Na Ban Saka Mere Jaisa Bindas!

Funny Husband and Wife Jokes SMS | Jokes SMS Collections

WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai K Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?”
HUSBAND: Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha…!

Kitna Baybus Hai Insaan Qismat K Aagay
Her Sapna Toot Jata Hai Haqeqat K Aagay
Jis Ne Kabhi Jhukna Nahi Sekha Duniya Main
Wo Bhi Jhuk Jata Hai BEGUM K Aagay…

Wife ko begum kyon kehte hai?
Ans: Kyonki shadi ke baad sare gum to husband
se hisse mein aate hai,
aur biwi Be-Gum ho jai Hai!!!

Wife: Shadi ke pehle to tum mujhe rof gift diya karte they,
ab kyun nahi dete?
Husband: Machhali pakdne ke baad bhi kya koi chara dalta hai!

Patni: Kaash tum aise SMS hote jise
Main Zindagi bhar save karke rakhti!
Pati: Air kaash tum
aisi ringtone hoti jise
main har hafte badal sakta….

Wife: Agar main mar jaun to tum kya karoge?
Husband: Shayad main mar jaunga.
Wife: Kyon?
Husband: Kabhi kabhi zyada kushi janleva hoti hai….

A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…”

Short Hindi SMS Jokes, Jokes SMS Collections

Tinka-2 tufan mein bikharte chale gaye
tanhai ki gehraion mein utarte chale gaye.
Udte thay jinke sahare aasmano mein hum
ek-ek karke sab bichadte chale gaye.
`
Fresh flowers are waiting to disturb u
Hot coffe waiting to taste ur lips
Sun, birds, cool air – all r looking
at ur window to say u Good morning
Have nice day.
`
Girl’s father- Main nahi chahta ki meri beti
apni puri zindgi 1 gadhe k sath guzare.
Boyfriend- Bus, isiliye main use
yaha se le jane aya hun
`
Unki ek yaad bechan kar jati hai
har cheez me unki surat nazar aati hai.
aisa hal kiya unhone pyar me hamara
ke nind aati hai to ankhen bura maan jati hain.
`
Is dil ka ik arman hai
ik chand me hmari jaan hai.
Jise dur se dekhna to mumkin hai
Par milna kahan aasan hai.
Kyon ki hum to ik zameen hain
arr Vo ik aasman hai
`
Behte aashkon ki zubaan nahi hoti
lafzon mein mohabat bayaan nahi hoti.
Mile jo pyar to kadar karna
kismat har kisi par maherban nahi hoti.
`
Ishq aisa karo ki dharkn mein bs jaye
saans bi lo to khushboo usi ki aye.
pyar ka nasha aankhon pe cha jaye
baat kuch bi na ho pr nam usi ka aye.
`
Ek lamha jo baar baar satata hai
na jaane yeh dil kya chahta hai.
Kaash aap hote hamari nazron k saamne
par yeh kaash
kaash hi reh jata hai.
`
Sache dil se karo fariyaad to
Duniya ki har ek cheez milti hai.
Jis par khuda ki rehmat ho jaye
Use kaanto me bhi khushbu milti hai.
`
Koi achi si saja do mujhko
chalo bhula do mujhko.
Tumse dosti tute us din maut aa jaye mujhko
dil ki gahraiyon se dua do mujhko.

Sardarji Jokes in Hindi | Jokes SMS Collections

Sardar got a job in AIRTel
custmr: Hello my AIRTEL sim loked what 2Do?
Srd: y don take tention remove airtel sim put BSNL,thank u 4caling
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Sardar Roz Subha 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain
man- are waha Vo kaise?
sardar- Maine Girls collage Bus ka Drive Hu na.
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2 sardar sending sms their GF
1st sardar:Mai tere mobile se teri G.F ko sms bheju?
2nd:no
1st:Why?
2nd:usne handwriting pehchan li to……?
`
Ek sardar jo bhi kam karata tha usme puri tarah doob jata tha……
Aurr… ak din… usne ak gadda khod liya…..
`
Sardars Friend: Yar Kal Meine Kitni Baar Call Kiya, Uthaya Q Nahi?
Sardar: Q Uthau, 30 Rs.De K Jo Gana Lagwaya Hai Woh Kya Tera Bap Sune..
`
Sardar saying to his friend- yaar meina compeny ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya button dabaya to computer bolta he “what r u doing”. Meine computer ko na main switch se band ker diya or bhag gaya.
Dusra Dost- kyon?
Sardar yaar computer has a good mind wo Malik ko bata dega to…

SMS Jokes in Hindi | Jokes SMS Collections

Excellent Mind
Masoom Chehra
Mithi Aawaz
Khubsurat Aankhe
Perfect Personality
Khushmizaj Andaz
Ye To Hui Meri Baat
Or Batao Aap Kaisy Ho ?…
`
Ek ‘Aap’ Ho Kitne Achhe Ho
Kitne Bhole Ho
Kitne Pyare Ho
Kitne Smart Ho
Kitne Sweet Ho
Aur Ek ‘Hum’ Hain Ke
Jhooth Pe Jooth Bole Ja Rahe Hain…
`
Hum Pagal Apke Picche
Aap Pagal Kisi Or K Picche
Koi Or Pagal Hamare Picche
Wo B Pagal Kisi Or K Picche
Hahaha
Saare Pagal Aage Picche…

Very Funny SMS Jokes | Jokes SMS Collections

Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!…
`
Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri
Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri…..
`
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan……
`
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge…
`
Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,
Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge,
Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum,
Jindgi bher ke liye so jayenge…
`
Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi,
Woh mohabat hi kya jisme yaadein nahi,
Woh yaadein hi kya jisme tum nahi,
Aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi…….

Latest Hindi SMS Jokes | Jokes SMS Collections

Shair Arz Kiya Hai…
Zara Tawajo Chahiye…
Khushiyan Milain Tumhain Har Qadam Ba Qadam…
Khuda Ki Qasam Shair Khatam
Plz Naraz Mat Ho Acha Chalo Dosra Shair Hai…
Chahe Ge Tm Ko Dilo Jan Se Hum
Khuda Ki Qasam Ye Shair Bhe Khatam
Thora Aur Bura Maan Lo…
`
Best Sms Of 1947
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Tab Mobile Tha Kya?
Kabhi Tu Thora Dimagh Ka Istamaal Kar Liya Karo!
Bas Sms Parhne Ki Jaldi Lagi Hoti Hai…
`
Why Has The Govt Fixed Voting Age Of 18 Yr
& Marriage In Age Of 21yr?
Govt Ko Ye Pata Hai K
Desh Sumbhalna Aasan Hai
Lekin Biwi Nahi…
`
Palko Pe Apni Baithaya Hai Tumhe
Badi Dino Ke Baad Paya Hai Tumhe
Aasani Se Nahi Mile Tum
National Zoological Park Se Churaya Hai Tumhe…
`
Mere Hath Me Tera Hath Ho
Tere Hath Me Bajuwale Ka Hath Ho
Aur Uske Hath Me Mera Hath Ho Fir?
Fir Kya Teeno Milake Khelege GHOOM-GHOOM …

SMS Jokes for Friends | Jokes SMS Collections

Gadha jo khaaye wo Ghaas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanpraash ho tum,
Idiot, stupid, bakwaas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho! Yaar! Dost Jhakaas ho tum..!!!

Sardar Jokes SMS | Jokes SMS Collections

Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..

“Hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”

Hindi Jokes SMS | Jokes SMS Collections

Judge – You are crossing the limits.
Lawyer – Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge – How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer – My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

Friendship SMS | Friendship SMS Collections

Pyare se dost ho tum,
Har pal mere saath ho tum,
Dosti ki ek aas ho tum,
Mere maan ka ek vishwas ho tum,
Shayad isliye kuch khaas ho tum. …

Cute Hindi Flirt SMS | Romantic SMS Collections

Teray simple face ki beauty nai
Meray gentle heart ko maar diya
Teray love ko paa kar main nai
Night ko sona chod diya…

Love and Romantic SMS | Love SMS Collections

Kisi ek se karo pyaar itna,
Ke kisi aur se pyaar karne ki gunjaish na rahe,
Woh muskrade aap ko dekh kar ek bar,
Toh zinadgi se phir koi khwaish na rahe…

Hindi Motivational SMS | SMS Collections

Gum na ker jo khil na paya phool tera
Gum na ker jo raah mein chaya andhera
Her musibat parakhne aati sabhi ko
Raat ke hi baad to aata sawera…

Ganesh Chaturthi SMS | SMS Collections

Ganesh utsav ke pavan parv mein
Aapka jeewan sukh shanti or dhan
se bhara ho..jeewan mein aapko safalta mile
Aap sabko ganesh chaturthi ki hardik subhkamnaye…

Ganesh Chaturthi SMS | SMS Collections

Ganesh ji ka roop nirala hai
Chehra bhi kitna bhola bhala hai
Jise bhi aati hai koi musibat
Use inhi ne to sambhala hai
Jai Shri Ganesha
Happy Ganesh Chaturthi

Cute Good Morning SMS | Good Morning SMS

Twinkle twinkle lazy star,
kitna soyega uth ja yaar,
up above the world so high,
Sun has risen in the sky,
uth ke jaldi pele chai,
then call me and say hi :)…

Lovely Hindi Good Morning SMS | Good Morning SMS

Pyari si subah me pyare se panchhi,Pyare se kinare,Pyari se oss ki boonden,Pyari si thandi hawayein,Ek pyare se Dost ko puyara sa din de jaaye…Good Morning….

Sweet Good Morning SMS | Good Morning SMS Collections

Hi & Good Morning!
Arz hai,
Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai,
Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai….

Sweet Good Morning SMS | Good Morning SMS Collections

Raat ki chandni khatam hoi aai subha ki zia
bas itna khena tha good morning or kea
iss subha main milay tumhaye bahoot khusheya
yahi hai meri rab se phali or akhri dua
Good Morning…
`
Subah Ho Gayi Mamu
Daton Ko Barabar Ghis Dalne Ka
Moti Ke Mafik Chamka Dalne Ka
Hath Me Cutting Chay Leke
Sab Friend Log Ko Bol Dal
“Subah Ho Gayi Mamu”
Bole To Gudwali Morning…
`
Sun Glows For A Day
Candle For An Hour
Matchstick For A Minute
But A Good Day Can Glow Forever
So Start Ur Day With A Smile
Good Morning…
`
Whatever Happens 2 Ur Day
Just Relax & Manage To Make A Smile
Life Is Not A Problem
2 B Solved
But
A Gift 2 B Enjoyed
Make Everyday Ur Best Day!
Gud Morning!…
`
Could You Do Me A Favor?
Put Ur Left Hand Over Ur Right Shoulder Then
Ur Right Hand To Ur Left Shoulder There!
I’have Just Given U A Hug! (“,)
Good Morning..!!!…

Jab Saawan Main Sweet SMS | Sweet SMS Collections

Jab Saawan Main Tanha Bheegogay,
Jab Aangan Khaali Paaogay,
Jab Sahil Se Takrati Leheron Main,
Tum Door Kahin Kho Jaaogay,
Jab Khud Se Baatein Karte Karte,
Tum Apni Tanhai Main Kho Jaaogay,
Aur Dil Ki Baat Chupane Ko,
Humse Nazar Tum Churaogay,
Jab Raat Ke Tanha Daaman Main,
Tum Chaand Ko Aadha Paaaogay,
Main Tumse Mohabbat Karta Hun,
Har Baaar Ye Sunna Chahogay,
Un Sab Lamhon Main Jaan Lena,
Ki Tum Tum Nahi, Hum Ban Jaaogay……!!!!

Heart Touching Shayari | Sweet SMS Collections

Khush He wo hamhe yaad na karke,
hans rahe he wo humse baat na karke
ye hansi unke hoto se kabhi na jaye
khuda kare wo hamri maut pe b muskuraye…
`
Jo tumhe dard de usko pyaar karo
jo tumhe pyar kare us dil ko kabhi dar mat do
kyunki tum sari duniya ke oiye ek ho magar
kisi ek liye tum saari duniya ho..
`
Apno ne Zehar ka jaam de diya,
Gairon ne Bewafa naam de diya
Wo jo kehte they bhul na jana hume
Aaj unhone hi bhari MEHFIL me ANJAAN keh diya…
`
Pathar ki hai duniya Jajbaat nahi samajti,
Dikl me kya hai vo baat nahi samajti
Tanha to Chand bhi hai sitaron ke beech,
par chand ka dard vo raat nahi samajti..
`
Kahte hain ki jab koi kisi ko bahut yaad karta hai to 1 tara toot ke girta hai, 1 din saara aasman khali ho jayega aur aapki wajah se ilzaam mere sir aayega…
`
Pyar ne ye kaisa tohfa de diya
mujhko gumo ne pathar bana diya
teri yaadon main hi kat gayi ye umar
kehta raha tujhe kab ka bhula diya…
`
Zindagi Sirf Mohabbat Nahin Kuch Aur Bhi Hai
Zulf-o-Rukhsaar ki Jannat Nahi Kuch Aur Bhi Hai
Bhookh Aur Pyaas ki Maari Hui Is Duniya Mein
Ishq Hi Ek Haqeeqat Nahin Kuch Aur Bhi Hai…

Hindi Shayari on Relationship | Sweet SMS Collections

Koshish Kro K Koi Tm Se Na Roothe,
Zindagi Me Apno Ka Saath Na Choote,
Rishta Koi B Ho Use Aise Nibhao,
K Us Rishtey Ki Dor Zindagi Bhar Na Toote…

Hindi SMS Collection | Sweet SMS Collections

Ek muskan tu muhje ek baar de de
khwab mein hi sahi ek deedar de de.
Bas ek baar kar le tu aane ka wada
phir Umar Bhar ka chahe intezar de de.
`
Insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhate hain
Insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhate hain
logon ki patniyon ke pas ghanton bethkar
unke pati ke marne ke fayde batate hain.
`
Chahat hai kisi chahat ko pane ki
chahat hai chahat ko aazmane ki.
wo chahe hume chahe na chahe par chahat hai
unki chahat me mit jane ki.
`
Lehro se milkar na wo beh sake na hum
Ek duje k dil me na wo reh sake na hum.
Jeet lete aasma ek din lekin
palko ki khamoshi ko honton se na wo keh sake na hum.
`
Tanhaayi ka lamba safar katt-ta hi nahi
Aapke bina koi accha lagta hi nahi.
Koi nahi jo pooch ley iss dard-e-dil ka haal
Aapke binn ye DIL kahi lagta hi nhi.
`
Khushiyon ka sansar leke ayenge,
Patjhad me bhi bahaar leke ayenge.
Jab bhi pukaroge pyar se hume,
Maut se saansen udhar leke ayenge.
`
Is Naacheez ko aapse sda pyar rhega
aapse milne ko Dil b bekraar rhega.
Aap chle jana humse chahe kitna b door
in nigahon ko aapka intezar rhega.
`
Dosti ke bazaar me chah nahi hoti
dard hota hai magar aah nahi hoti.
dil se kiya gaya ho koi sauda
to chukaai gayi kimat ki parwah nahi hoti.
`
Mat rakh humse wafa ki ummid
humne har dum bewfai pai hai.
Mat dhundh hamare jism pe zakhm k nishan,
humne har chot dil pe khai hai.
`
Taqdir k khel se kabhi mayus nhi hote,
Zindgi me aise kabhi bebaas nhi hote,
Hatho ki lakiron par yakeen mat krna,
Taqdir toh unki bhi hoti h..Jinke haath nhi hote!

New Punjabi SMS Shayari | Punjabi SMS Collections

Jo assar hai akh di maar ander
oh na teer te na talwaar andar
ohna Rab nu labh ke ki lena
Jinna paa leya Rab nu yaar ander…
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Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde
vekhan waale bada pasand karde
sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke
eho jiha Rabba koi parband kar de
sanu vi sohna bana Rabba
nahi taan sohne banaane band kar de…
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Ishq ishq ta har koi karde,
par koi Channa( A River) wich koodan nu tyaar nahi,
ki kahiye ajj-kal de jhuthe aashiqa nu,
Dil de sakde ne par jaan nahi..

Punjabi SMS Shayari | Punjabi SMS Shayari Collections

Tu sohni main mahiwal tera,
Tenu ishqe de wall sikhavan main,
Aa vekh mere ishq di intehan,
Tenu patt da mass khavavan main
`
Khamoshi naal na maar mainu
Eh taan dass mera kasoor ki hai
Ya taan katal kar de yaa gal kar lai
Dass dohaan vichon manzoor ki hai??
`
Jo assar hai akh di maar ander
oh na teer te na talwaar andar
ohna Rab nu labh ke ki lena
Jinna paa leya Rab nu yaar ander!!!
`
Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!
`
Chhad ke Chale gayi Rajni Tu sannu aise halattan che,
Ronde haan asin hun yaad karke tuhanu chandni rattan che.
`
Je sajan mill dey yaadan nal….
Te o sadde ton kaddi dur na hundey.
Je maut ton baad payar muk janada…..
Te sache ashiq taj mehal na bnaundey.

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Jaam pe jaam peene se kya fayeda,
Raat guzri to utar jayegi,
Kisi ki aankhon se peeyo khuda ki kasam,
Umr saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.
`
Log kehte hain ke ishq itna mat karo,
Ke husn sar pe sawar ho jaaye,
Hum kehte hain ke ishq itna karo,
Ke patthar dil ko bhi tumse pyaar ho jaye……
`
Har dil ki dhadkan main koi baat hoti hai,
Har udas zindagi main kisi ki yaad hoti hai,
Tume pata ho ya na ho tumhari,
Har khushi ke piche humari duaa hoti hai
`
Dil ne tera pyar per majbur mujh ko kardiya
Is jaha ki har khushi se dur mujh ko kardiya
Jis qadar chaha tha dil ne pass tere aane ko
Is qadar dunya ne tujh ko mujh se dur kardiya.
`
Jab hamko unse mohabbat thi
Unhe hamari mohabbat pe shak tha
Jab unhe ehsas hua hamari mohabbat ka
Tab hum par kisi aur ka hak tha…

Funny SMS Jokes in Hindi, Funny SMS Collections

Hum woh nahi jo tum ko ghum main chhod de,
hum woh nahi joh tumse nata tod de,
hum woh hain ki agar teri saanse
ruk jae to tuj se apni sanse joor de.
`
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
`
Sms na karke dil tod diya, mobile dafna dena,
Kafan na mile to apna rumaal udaa dena.
Koi puche rog kya tha to nazre jhuka kar tu kanjusi bata dena..
`
Hum hum hain, tum tum ho
Na hum kam hain
Na tum kam ho
To kis bat ka gam hai
SMS bhejte raho,
Tabhi tu lage ga k mobile wale mein dam hai.
`
Dinse raat hone ko aaai hai
Pata nahin ye kaisi judai hai
Parwah nahin karte wo apne dost ki
Na jane ye kaisi dosti nibhai hai..
`
Eid ka chand mushkil se dikhta hai.
Lailla ko majnu mushkil se milta hai.
Hum to sms bhejte rehte hai par
Aajkal aapka sms mushkill se milta hai…
`
Chahane se har baat nahi hoti,
Thode se andhere se raat nahi hoti…..
Jinhe hum jaan se jyada chahte hai,
Unse har roz mulakat nahi hoti…..
`
Durr kahin wadi main rahta hai woh!
Har lamha khayal main rahta hai woh!
Kaisa hai woh kis haal main hai woh!
Dil ka har sawal main rahta hai woh!
`
Duniya mein koi kisi ke liye kuch nahi karta
Marne wale ke saath har koi nahi marta
Arey… Marne ki baat to door rahi
Yahan to zindgi hai phir bhi koi yaad nahi kar..
`
Lamhe judai ke bekarar kerte hain,
Haalat mere mujhe laachar karte hain,
Aankhe meri pad lo kabhi,
Ham khud kaise kahe ki aapse pyaar karte hain.

Funny Hindi SMS | Funny SMS Collections

Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi,
Woh mohabat hi kya jisme yaadein nahi,
Woh yaadein hi kya jisme tum nahi,
Aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi….
`
Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,
Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge,
Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum,
Jindgi bher ke liye so jayenge.
`
Badi muddat se chaha hai tumhe
Badi duaaon se paya hai tumhe
Thuje bhulane ka sochu bhi kaise,
Kismat ki lakiroon se churaya hai tumhe..
`
Tera naam bhi usme zarur aayega,
Agar ye padkar bhi tune reply nahi kiya,
To pehla prize bhi tujhe mil jaayega
`
Darr-darr bhatkate hain armaan ki tarha,
Har koi humse milta hai anjaan ki tarha,
In dosto se call ki kya aas karen,
Ye to SMS bhi karte hain ehsaan ki tarha
`
Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge…
`
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge!!!!:?

Funny Friendship SMS | Funny SMS Collections

Love Is Like A Pant
But Friendship
Is Like A Chaddi
Bcoz
Pant Phat Bhi Jaye To
Chaddi Izzat Bacha Leti Hai
So Thanx 4 Being My
Chaddi Friend…

Hindi SMS Jokes | Funny SMS Collections

Tumhari Saalgirah Pe Jaana Kia Bhejoon
Apni Jaan Bhejoon Keh Apna Dil Bhejoon
Phir Soochta Hoon Jaana Kion Na
Tumhare Liye Kee Hui Shopping Ka Bill Bhejoon

Funny Hindi SMS | Funny SMS Collections

Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess…
Guess
.
.
.
Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

Funny Exam SMS | Funny SMS Collections

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna…

Funny Shayari SMS on Exams | Funny SMS Collections

Har taraf padhai ka saya hai
peparon mein number kisne paya hai
ham to u hin aye the paper dene
sab kehte hain sala poora padh kar aya hai…

Bewafa SMS | Bewafa SMS Collections

Mehfil na sahi tanhai to milti hai, Milna na sahi judaii to milti hai, Kaun kehta hai pyaar me kuch nahi milta, Wafa na sahi be-wafaii to milti hai…
`
Woh bewafa nikli toh kya hua, kuch dino ka toh saath nibhaya tha, tadapta hua chhod gayi toh kya gilla, tadapna bhi toh ussi ne sikhaya tha…
`
Pathar Ki Yeh Duniya Jazbat Nahi Samajhti
Dil Me Hai Jo Woh Bat Nahi Samajhti
Tanha Toh Chand Bhi Hai Sitaron Ke Beech
Magar Chand Ka Dard Bewafa Raat Nahi Samajhti..
`
Maut mangte he to zindagi khfa hojati he
Zehr late he to wo b dwa ho jati he.
Tu hi bta ay mere dost kya karun.
jisko b chahte he to wo bewafa ho jate he…
`
Wafa ka naam mat lo yaaro….
Wafa dil dukhati hai….
Wafa ka naam lete hi….
Ek bewafa ki yaad aati hai….
`
Kash humne ki na hoti mohabbat uss bewafa se,
To aaj hume wafa ke badle bewafi mili na hoti,
Chahate toh aaj bhi unhe aapni jaan se jyaada,
Magar woh wafa nahi samjhti
`
Is jahan me mohabbat kash na hoti,
To safar-e-zindagi me mithas na hoti!
Agar milti bewafa ko sazae maut,
To diwano ki kabre yu udas na hoti!!
`
Hum kabhi apno se khafa ho nahi sakte,
dosti ke rishte bewafa ho nahi sakte.
Aap bhale hume bhul ke so jao,
hum aapko yaad kia bina so nahi sakte…

Bewafa SMS Shayari | Bewafa SMS Shayari Collections

Kash Pyar Ka insurance Hojata,
Pyar Krne Se Pehle Premium Bharwaya Jata
Pyar Me Wafa Mili To Theek Warna
Bewafaon Pe Jo Kharcha Hota Uska Claim To Mil Jata..
`
Ae Khuda ?
Suna Hy Qubuliat Ki Koi Gharii Hoti Hy ?
Zara Ye Tou Bata K Kis Kis Trha Maine Tujh Se ?
Usy Maanga Na Tha ?
`
Humare muskurane ki waja tum ho,hamare Zindagi ka matlab tum ho ,agar chor deya saath hamara to samajh lena k hamari maut ki waja bhi tum ho.
`
Dard ki bazaar bhari pari hai,
Wo cheez na lo jo andar se jali pari hai,
Wafa ki talaash chorr do nadan,
Ye duniya Bewafai se bhari pari hai.
`
Ham dewano se na pocho anjam-e-ulfat
Ham tö bewafaon ko bhi jeeny kì dua dete hain.
`
Hum to tere dil ki mahfil sajane aye thay,
teri kasam tujhy apna banany aye thay.
kis bat ki saza di tu ne ham ko,
bewafa hum to tere dard ko apnany aye thay
`
Mat zikar karo apni ada key barey mein.
hum bohat kuch jantey hein wafa key barey mein.
suna hai wo bhe mohabat ka shoq rakhney lagey hein.
jo jantey he nahin wafa key barey mein.
`
Naam likh k us ne mera mitaya hoga,
So bar usko meri yaadon ne rulaya hoga,
Us k chehre pe mera naam likha hai yaro,
Us ne kis kis se mera naam chupaya hoga…

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